Thursday, October 9, 2014
Humorous Biblical Shorts
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah, because he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
What kind of motor vehicles are mentioned in the Bible?
a) Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
b) David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
c) A Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson because he brought the house down.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
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