MY FUNNY BUT BELOVED COUNTRY

Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store
pepper in the fridge
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine
or birthday.

• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod hin head say "notin dey happen guy"

• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira
note.

• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and
WATER sold in SACHETS.

• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.

• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'

• Where government officials don't know the
national anthem.

•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.

• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and
given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.

• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission
to university, to get a job and worse still to enter
a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone and the
robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.

• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH
you are.

• Where you can easily blame your family
members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.

• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.

• Where generator is a social amenity.

• Where people dey collect change for beggar
hand.

• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers

Do you know this Country?